Trains, planes and board games (minus the board games)

Herro my little split-peas,

So I’m in Glasgow Prestwick and you have no idea how much convolutedness (yes that is a word in this case) it took to get here. I am seriously the biggest dickhead EVER! So anyways I was staying with Will at Pitlochery at ‘The Centre’ (sounds cult like hey? it kind of is well a cult against me I ruffled a few feathers) aaaaaaanyways yeah beautiful place but right in the middle of fucking nowhere, if I didn’t have a these guys to hang out with I don’t know what I would have done - died probably. I got to the day I had to leave and thought I’d been there 4 maybe 5 days nope 9 DAYS GUYS, I have no idea what I did for 9 fricking days in ‘The Centre’.
Aah shit this internet is gonna run out……..Okay, safe. So, Will and I went to Edinburgh and I stayed with Laura again (the girl who au paired after me in Normandie and had a similarly hellish experience, what with the porn addicted Dad, totally neurotic mother and their evil spawn) and we went and saw some comedy at fringe fest - so funny! Oh yeah so back to the convolutedness, today I went to breaky with Will (black pudding, really?! who decided to make a blood clot a food?) and said bye and he got his train and is now safely tucked up in Pitlochery, because his brain is fully developed. I however, (who’s brain remains to be so) got on a train from Ed to Glasgow and then you know it seemed pretty simple, get on another one to Prestwick. NO IT WAS NOT SIMPLE DUE TO ME BEING A MASSIVE DICKHEAD. I got on a train going to fucking Newcastle with one other stop. Guess where? No clue? FUCKING EDINBURGH! So I arrive in Edinburgh. AGAIN. get on a train to Glasgow. AGAIN. and arrive in Glasgow AG..(well you get the gist) and then for a second time that day I attempted and succeeded in getting the train to Prestwick (and if you’re sick of reading the word Prestwick, you can imagine how I felt) where I am now sleeping for the night!! It was so embarrassing, I cried as I do, and this guy went and bought me some water and a sandwich, which I was FORCED to eat totally disregarding my new found vegetarianism (which has been hindered on more than one occasion but I’m trying to save the world guys, one dying chicken at a time)
So now I’m finally here and inflicting my intense boredom upon you people. I’m a little scared about my flight tomorrow, there are black clouds in the sky BLACK CLOUDS! Fricking will pressured me into buying a 30 pound plane ticket when I could have quite SAFELY bought a 200 pound train ticket. Gosh! (<please use Napoleon Dynamite voice here). So, in short, (ah gotta love the irony) I’m sorry to bore you with this epic diatribe but that’s what u get when you have a friend overseas fighting for survival whether it be on trains or planes or board games (tried to busta rhyme - something I should never do.) But plus side the airport seats are looking coooooooomfy!! Gotta love those arm rests in between, I’m in for a deep sleep tonight.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH sorry, god that was close, I nearly had to end it there my time NEARLY ran out but I ran to my comfy seat, ripped out my wallet, with unnecessary force and inserted another pound! Lucky for you this doesn’t end here no, no, no. I’m getting to the point where I really cant be fucked saving my moulah (haha you totally thought I was going to get to a point, nope) I bought a vogue (definitely a necessity to console me) and three books and an alarm clock because I have to wake up at the ungodly hour of 4:45 in the am.
9 minutes and 23 seconds left of unadulterated BOREDOM strap yourselves in! I’m kind of excited but not really about Paris. Excited because I start earning again and it means I’m coming home sooner but I’m kinda just wanting to live with people my age - it was fun with Will. I mean after a week or two you may need a stomach pumping and a good ol’ vitamin b boost but it was fun drinking every night and inhaling the cannibus/dirty cant be fucked cleaning fumes.

Oh and ps daisy have u died or something? (there could be an awkward moment there if u have but hopefully u haven’t)

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